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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.67,0:00:04.29,Narrator,,0000,0000,0000,,Gaki no Tsukai's famous segment, "shichihenge"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:08.04,Narrator,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a difficult obstacle calling for the evolution of a comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.04,0:00:13.69,Narrator,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week, Football Hour's Iwao starred and this time it's his partner!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.77,0:00:13.82,Narrator,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.05,0:00:16.15,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you Goto?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.15,0:00:18.06,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.88,0:00:22.42,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm! Well of course I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.42,0:00:27.23,Narrator,,0000,0000,0000,,Just what are Football Hour Goto's skills?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.23,0:00:29.69,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,The 1st Gaki no Tsukai Ya Arahende Chiki Chiki
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.69,0:00:33.33,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Football Hour Goto's Seven Transformations!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.33,0:00:34.82,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(323,439)}Matsumoto-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.96,0:00:35.44,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.82,0:00:36.29,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:37.28,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah rather than that...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.28,0:00:38.97,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,....I'm worried.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.97,0:00:41.69,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if Goto can do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.69,0:00:42.84,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.84,0:00:46.35,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's more worrisome than high school entrance exams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.54,0:00:50.44,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's the star of the show. Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.37,0:00:50.44,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.25,0:00:54.61,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,He still has a slightly uncomfortable facial expression.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.92,0:00:56.24,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.40,0:00:57.52,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.24,0:00:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.54,0:01:01.58,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Goto took quite a long time planning this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.23,0:01:03.97,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I did....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.63,0:01:04.90,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,I met him in lots of places.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.90,0:01:06.26,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing today?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:09.51,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I'm just planning for the Shichihenge...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.51,0:01:11.33,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.34,0:01:15.23,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,A monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.11,0:01:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I'm not!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.34,0:01:17.91,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Iwao came 8th last time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.91,0:01:19.99,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well, I'll beat Iwao.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.99,0:01:22.05,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(322,440)}How are you feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.97,0:01:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No but in the beginning....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.11,0:01:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...before we teamed up, he used to be the boke (fool).
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.17,0:01:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.85,0:01:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In separate groups.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.10,0:01:29.79,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.79,0:01:33.55,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,We're two elites of the 14th graduate class (of NSC)!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.09,0:01:35.65,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,NSC= Famous comedy school run by Yoshimoto Kogyo entertainment agency.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.73,0:01:33.59,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,How should I know you idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.33,0:01:38.17,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They say the 14th year had the worst crop of students ever though.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.41,0:23:54.70,Visit at,,0000,0000,0000,,jburogu-godzillaradio.blogspot.com\Ngaki-no-tsukai.com
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.12,0:01:54.34,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.33,0:01:54.34,Tanaka,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what should we..?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.64,0:01:57.58,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything good there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.58,0:02:00.16,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Why the heck do we have to go to an uninhabited island?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:01.70,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,For 24 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.70,0:02:04.38,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,The second one is basically the same too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.24,0:02:04.38,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,Living handcuffed together...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(291,120)}Downtown 24 Hour Pair Adventure On An Uninhabited Island
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(244,71)}Gaki no Tsukai Segment Meeting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(295,259)}Let's Try To Buy Possesions of "The Celeb" Cocorico Endo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(265,219)}Yamazaki Director's 3 Hour Non-stop Live Show!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(280,181)}Check Their Friendliness! Downtown's Handcuffed Life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(292,367)}Black-haired Wagyu Suga CP Cannibalizes at BBQ House!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:04.38,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fscx96.25\fscy82.5\pos(263,314)}Cocorico Tanaka VS Kishibe Shirou: Kappa Battle!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:06.11,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think would happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.11,0:02:08.80,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,Being handcuffed together on an uninhabited island for 24 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.80,0:02:12.99,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we'll go crazy by about 2 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:13.08,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.08,0:02:15.16,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,No we won't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.98,0:02:16.35,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,My head will start to get lumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.86,0:02:18.86,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,From stress?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.35,0:02:18.86,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.09,0:02:21.88,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.57,0:02:22.38,Tanaka,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.28,0:02:27.33,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think it's about time?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.60,0:02:27.33,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.33,0:02:29.85,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,To start using a new hero?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.74,0:02:29.95,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.95,0:02:33.67,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,AD Edsure's Start-to-Finish Silent Marriage Interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.50,0:02:35.38,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if you've all noticed but...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.52,0:02:35.49,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.49,0:02:39.76,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Edsure's nipples are really popping out today.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.90,0:02:40.90,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,Serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.64,0:02:41.09,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.97,0:02:45.06,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,No other man can give off such a look of bra-lessness
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.17,0:02:48.93,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,If it was more discrete we'd also....
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.62,0:02:53.09,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.96,0:03:05.08,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,This is difficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.22,0:03:11.43,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.08,0:03:11.15,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.43,0:03:14.26,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,These are your shoes for today.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.27,0:03:15.76,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.26,0:03:18.49,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, could I please have a receipt?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.83,0:03:18.49,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.55,0:03:21.29,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.51,0:03:26.08,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,So a receipt then....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.95,0:03:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\c&H1E2BB9&\3c&HFFFFFF&\fscx308.75\fscy248.75\pos(120,386)}Wallet
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.22,0:04:26.84,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,That was close!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.28,0:04:25.59,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.23,0:04:31.75,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,He stuck it on the shoes while doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.81,0:04:35.74,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,When he unnaturally moved over I was like...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.74,0:04:37.54,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.15,0:04:37.91,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.91,0:04:39.74,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.74,0:04:41.03,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.03,0:04:44.33,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me while I clean~
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.07,0:04:46.85,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:49.34,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you done with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.32,0:04:48.99,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.49,0:04:54.01,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,And this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.01,0:04:55.99,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Still eating?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.87,0:04:56.24,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.24,0:04:58.47,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.96,0:05:02.87,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,And....are you reading this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.47,0:05:04.04,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.97,0:05:05.36,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh really.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.80,0:05:08.88,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you reading? This part?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.52,0:05:12.42,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.42,0:05:13.91,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me~
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.07,0:05:18.08,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you reading it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.28,0:05:18.08,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.08,0:05:20.85,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you reading this Ma-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.14,0:05:22.47,Tl Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(317,13)}Ma-chan is the nickname of Matsumoto.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.84,0:05:24.56,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,You reading it Ma-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.98,0:05:24.56,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I am
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.56,0:05:27.33,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Reading this part?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.89,0:05:33.40,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.44,0:05:35.51,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha'cha gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.51,0:05:37.86,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't read words....
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.31,0:05:41.45,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha'cha gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.45,0:05:43.70,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Something like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.74,0:05:43.81,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.60,0:05:47.73,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.51,0:05:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.14,0:05:54.80,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you drinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.08,0:05:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.79,0:05:57.17,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there still drink in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.38,0:05:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.17,0:06:00.01,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me when you're finished.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.04,0:06:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.88,0:06:07.76,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Do your best Machan!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.65,0:06:07.76,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.83,0:06:13.35,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.97,0:06:14.47,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.47,0:06:16.34,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,That was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.34,0:06:20.16,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,470)}Gotta say....that was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.00,0:06:19.51,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.15,0:06:24.54,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder why she can't read?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.54,0:06:29.55,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Bird-ish looking old ladies like that actually exist too.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.55,0:06:33.36,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,...but Obayashi likes comedy right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.37,0:06:33.36,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.45,0:06:35.57,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,So it sort of works on that too.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.57,0:06:37.97,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,Possibly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.13,0:06:44.78,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.78,0:06:46.81,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me, Goto.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.81,0:06:47.98,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.98,0:06:50.18,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to order.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.18,0:06:52.34,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,The usual...Aha, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.40,0:06:52.34,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.34,0:06:54.46,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Noodles. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.46,0:06:56.38,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.80,0:07:01.31,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Man I'm starving.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.95,0:07:05.14,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.40,0:07:07.80,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh pardon me, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.80,0:07:07.91,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.66,0:07:14.06,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.76,0:07:23.31,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.53,0:07:23.31,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.00,0:07:29.11,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.97,0:07:29.11,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes, thank  you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.33,0:07:40.00,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.75,0:08:18.19,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.96,0:08:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*A lubricant that is harmless to the body is being used.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.70,0:08:51.97,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, it's Yumi. I've finished.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.54,0:08:56.83,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Want an extension?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.52,0:08:57.48,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,No I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.93,0:08:58.48,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,No extension?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.48,0:08:59.49,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.48,0:09:00.66,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.63,0:09:09.08,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yum.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.51,0:09:12.04,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,That was delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.28,0:09:18.19,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yama-chan seriously! Get a grip!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.03,0:09:18.08,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.37,0:09:20.22,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,It was all hilarious!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.22,0:09:21.47,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,You're sweating.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.47,0:09:24.76,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,I was crying from laughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.22,0:09:27.32,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Who was the old dude at the start?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.32,0:09:29.66,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe the dude driving her around?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.63,0:09:38.96,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.68,0:09:41.07,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.07,0:09:43.26,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.26,0:09:47.14,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Football Hour Goto's mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.30,0:09:47.08,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.14,0:09:49.11,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.11,0:09:51.69,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.69,0:09:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.36,0:09:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.51,0:09:58.79,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it incredible?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.41,0:09:59.64,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes it is...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.81,0:10:01.58,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how we make shows.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.27,0:10:01.72,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.72,0:10:06.69,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...I realised that I need to try hard from now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.19,0:10:06.75,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.75,0:10:09.00,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to try really hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.62,0:10:09.01,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.01,0:10:11.36,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to raise my game.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.36,0:10:12.86,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's no good the way I've been doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.86,0:10:15.88,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to raise higher!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.20,0:10:18.63,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Have to raise it higher.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.59,0:10:18.63,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,That hurts....
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.63,0:10:21.13,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got to go as forcefully as that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.13,0:10:22.80,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.80,0:10:25.42,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now it's like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.45,0:10:28.59,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to raise my game like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.91,0:10:31.67,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.30,0:10:31.98,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.98,0:10:34.96,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I have to do both?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.01,0:10:38.55,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to squeeze it tightly together.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.29,0:10:37.77,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.77,0:10:39.71,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,That hurts....
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.84,0:10:41.70,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.79,0:10:42.82,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,And I...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.82,0:10:47.56,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I want Downtown to liven it up. This one.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.40,0:10:47.73,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.73,0:10:51.69,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I want Matsumoto-san to liven this one up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.16,0:10:54.75,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,This...one.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.91,0:10:58.96,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to liven it up with your jokes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.97,0:11:01.77,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,It just has to be Downtown.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.77,0:11:06.48,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I want Downtown to liven up the comedy world!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.48,0:11:08.15,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.15,0:11:09.97,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we go?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.70,0:11:09.97,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.02,0:11:11.28,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Say goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.28,0:11:14.58,Murakami,,0000,0000,0000,,Please keep taking care of my son.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.68,0:11:18.71,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.17,0:11:21.32,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he an idiot?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.32,0:11:23.24,Tanaka,,0000,0000,0000,,He is an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.33,0:11:26.12,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,That's impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.25,0:11:30.21,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,When she was saying "It hurts" I...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.13,0:11:30.21,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.21,0:11:33.32,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,at first was thinking "Don't say such painful things" but...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.32,0:11:35.69,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,it gradually became funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.69,0:11:37.95,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.95,0:11:40.01,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,He must have asked in the meeting
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.01,0:11:42.76,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,"Can you prepare a lady who's tits I can squeeze".
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.53,0:11:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No that's his real mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.74,0:11:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His real one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.32,0:11:46.40,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah it is, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.43,0:11:47.72,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.72,0:11:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes she was.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.48,0:11:51.24,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I said xxxx.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.02,0:11:53.10,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.10,0:11:55.10,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Serious!?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.72,0:11:58.07,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! The real thing. I was thinking "Oh yeah, she's real".
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.08,0:11:57.38,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.38,0:11:59.81,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,His real, actual mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.81,0:12:02.68,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah ####!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.68,0:12:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.31,0:12:06.01,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,That deserves another ¥1000!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.06,0:12:10.01,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,And Hamada and I was made to touch that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.13,0:12:12.06,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Another ¥1000!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.06,0:12:14.90,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell's up with that!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.91,0:12:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,####
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.90,0:12:17.29,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,That's amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.81,0:12:19.82,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that was God level stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.82,0:12:22.16,Tanaka,,0000,0000,0000,,That was incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.16,0:12:25.45,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,...the set is becoming too casual.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.59,0:12:36.07,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it back! (my arm)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.07,0:12:38.14,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it back!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.65,0:12:43.29,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you need it!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.91,0:12:47.51,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,What will you use it for!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.18,0:12:50.39,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.84,0:13:01.04,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it back!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.25,0:13:10.00,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, put it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.21,0:13:11.86,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not it right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.71,0:13:15.94,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,The coffee can was digging into his back!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.74,0:13:19.81,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,And Matsumoto-san moved back so we could see more easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.81,0:13:23.63,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's all because he moved back.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.19,0:13:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.53,0:13:25.86,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't want to be the only one to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.03,0:13:29.72,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,He's raking it in!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.50,0:13:29.72,Tanaka,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.72,0:13:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was staring at Hamada-san while being beaten as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.62,0:13:33.39,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah he was.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.59,0:13:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.66,0:13:36.44,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,He kept looking at me throughout the ordeal.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.07,0:13:38.53,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,That's annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.35,0:13:51.01,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,There's none left...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.14,0:13:53.54,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Hama-chan, there's none left!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.78,0:13:57.75,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no pearls around the size you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.94,0:14:01.26,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you need such a big pearl?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.43,0:14:06.27,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, look. This is about normal sized.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.61,0:14:06.49,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.49,0:14:08.88,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's four here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.88,0:14:11.86,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,There are only these sizes left now.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.86,0:14:15.50,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,And yet you say you want one this big!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.50,0:14:18.47,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna get bashed, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.61,0:14:21.49,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you trying to please?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.77,0:14:24.38,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to try it out with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.45,0:14:27.48,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna see this lady's pearl?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.34,0:14:26.83,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.65,0:14:30.84,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look down, keep watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.84,0:14:34.18,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm dead serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.10,0:14:34.18,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.75,0:14:36.67,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Hama-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.36,0:14:36.34,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.00,0:14:42.54,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't embarrass me!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.54,0:14:44.97,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this how you treat women!?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.30,0:14:50.83,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.05,0:14:54.85,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,He stinks...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.85,0:14:57.97,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma~n he seriously did stink!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.50,0:15:02.41,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,And his head got yanked with that hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.48,0:15:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Keep watching" he said.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.41,0:15:08.25,Yamazaki,,0000,0000,0000,,....probably make a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.98,0:15:15.34,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.34,0:15:18.48,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, let's use this cardboard carton
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.33,0:15:18.48,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.48,0:15:22.20,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,to try and make this pencil stand!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.87,0:15:22.66,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.71,0:15:28.50,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Can you do it? Can you do it? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.09,0:15:27.30,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.30,0:15:29.41,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.41,0:15:31.75,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.75,0:15:33.81,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.43,0:15:40.76,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.76,0:15:42.48,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.48,0:15:45.53,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.50,0:15:53.13,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Can you do it? Ca....
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.13,0:15:57.79,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,..n you do it? Can you do it? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.60,0:15:58.39,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.04,0:16:04.45,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's complete!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.45,0:16:06.97,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone should try it too!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.02,0:16:17.00,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,His head must be messed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.01,0:16:17.91,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.68,0:16:21.42,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with him, seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.56,0:16:24.61,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,1, 2, 30 000 and...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.61,0:16:26.93,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ¥38,000
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.93,0:16:28.62,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a tie! 6th.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.62,0:16:30.59,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Tied with Arita.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.59,0:16:31.96,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.96,0:16:33.68,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.92,0:16:34.61,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,That's impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.61,0:16:36.54,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,Was that....your real mom?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.54,0:16:38.90,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,Real one...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.90,0:16:41.70,Endo,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you convince her to do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.63,0:16:46.91,Goto,,0000,0000,0000,,"I've got work so...please get you boobs squeezed".
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.58,0:16:51.82,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mom was like "Uhhh!" at first.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.82,0:16:56.32,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time...your mom can challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.40,0:16:55.31,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.20,0:17:08.92,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do you think about them?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.89,0:17:10.44,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,We~ll, I think they're on the better side.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.44,0:17:11.90,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Better side.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.98,0:17:13.09,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,????
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.09,0:17:14.95,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.95,0:17:18.93,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that guy called Sasaki that does Hey Hey Hey?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.90,0:17:17.64,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.64,0:17:19.79,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.15,0:17:19.79,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes there is.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.93,0:17:21.55,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,A director. Oh no, a producer.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.55,0:17:24.68,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to a sauna with him and...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.68,0:17:27.40,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,there were several baths, but there was one...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.43,0:17:30.97,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I had never seen before but when you get in...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.71,0:17:31.01,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.01,0:17:36.76,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,there are little pebbles like this laid out on the bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.80,0:17:36.76,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.79,0:17:36.76,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.76,0:17:38.90,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what they're called?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.90,0:17:40.62,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Dunno, is it to massage your feet?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.62,0:17:44.25,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,No you go sinking in to around here, and the water goes up to here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.73,0:17:44.38,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.38,0:17:48.03,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a strange and unusual feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.03,0:17:51.15,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,We we're like "This feels good!" and...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.08,0:17:53.35,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Your #### stood up?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.15,0:17:53.35,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Heck no!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.35,0:17:56.68,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I a 12 year old or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.68,0:17:59.32,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Your ### will stand even you're not 12!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.32,0:18:03.26,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,So we then decided to move on to the sauna together
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.26,0:18:07.53,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,but every time Sasaki moved.....crackle crackle crack!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.03,0:18:07.53,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.53,0:18:09.47,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like, "What's that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.47,0:18:10.59,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey Sasaki let's go there." 
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.59,0:18:13.68,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes" and it goes...crackle crackle crack!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.45,0:18:13.70,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.70,0:18:18.80,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked and there was heaps of stones in his ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.31,0:18:18.90,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.90,0:18:20.79,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not ##?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.76,0:18:20.79,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Not ##!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.79,0:18:23.91,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They're in there going crackle crackle crack!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.59,0:18:24.10,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.10,0:18:27.36,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Everytime he moves, it goes "crackle crackle crack" and falls out!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.36,0:18:29.55,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's like "I'm so sorry...."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.55,0:18:32.32,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm not one of those guys, I'm sorry"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.44,0:18:36.13,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,He was saying "I think there's one still stuck in there"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.13,0:18:38.79,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,as he went home.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.54,0:18:39.77,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.77,0:18:43.03,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know how saunas are full of old guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.43,0:18:43.03,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.03,0:18:46.29,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They're all becoming loose now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.52,0:18:47.52,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't think that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.52,0:18:51.80,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how there are rest places to drink and eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.80,0:18:54.69,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,If you look around there's heaps on the ground!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.69,0:18:58.20,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Heaps of people probably gone crackle crackle crack!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.02,0:19:02.05,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,438)}It's not inside!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.98,0:19:03.59,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,There's usually 2 or 3 rolling in the corner too!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.98,0:19:00.85,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.58,0:19:05.26,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking "Those too..."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.26,0:19:09.04,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,And if I imagine how it was in a geezer's ass, I get grossed ou!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.50,0:19:09.14,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.14,0:19:11.52,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I lie back and it touches my hand....Eww!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.52,0:19:13.28,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,A round thing on my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.28,0:19:15.51,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,It was just clamped there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.34,0:19:16.52,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Clamped where!?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.51,0:19:17.75,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Between the butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.52,0:19:19.11,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,No no! Nothing happens while just walking!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.11,0:19:24.37,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,If they go get something it goes crackle crackle crack!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.72,0:19:24.01,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah obviously! Because it's only clamped!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.01,0:19:26.50,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,It falls because it's stuck and you move like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.92,0:19:28.65,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand why you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.65,0:19:31.42,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,defending Sasaki's ass so vehemently.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.42,0:19:34.18,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,No! But there's not way it's INSIDE!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.18,0:19:35.59,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's INSIDE!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.59,0:19:38.69,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,But you'll notice if it enters, like "Oh ouch!"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.47,0:19:38.80,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.80,0:19:42.55,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so loose that they can't notice!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.64,0:19:42.54,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Why!?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.54,0:19:43.87,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll notice for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.87,0:19:47.23,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you're at a Heyx3 producer level it gets really loose.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.23,0:19:49.26,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,His job isn't relevant.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.26,0:19:53.07,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, maybe you like stretching it in baths but...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.58,0:19:54.16,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't stretching it fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.09,0:19:56.32,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,...there's no way it'll fit for other people!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.02,0:20:00.77,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,You...Your ## isn't as kind to you as you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.17,0:20:06.54,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I've known you a long time since partnering up but...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.54,0:20:09.15,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,...in all honesty you fart a lot, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.22,0:20:09.30,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.30,0:20:12.39,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Long ago it used to be more like "Supeee!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.39,0:20:14.02,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"BAFU!" a noise like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.02,0:20:17.56,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,But recently it's not the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.01,0:20:18.08,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.71,0:20:20.10,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"HA..!" it's like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.45,0:20:20.10,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.30,0:20:23.72,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's become all loose and weak.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.72,0:20:26.75,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but why would it even become like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.75,0:20:30.78,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Because now you're like, "I'm loaded with cash...!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.23,0:20:31.23,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.88,0:20:35.98,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not the tight hole of old times
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.98,0:20:38.53,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking "I ain't gonna lose!".
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.53,0:20:42.77,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,When you were like "Bring it all on!" it was really tight.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.77,0:20:46.20,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,But now it's all loose.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.30,0:20:48.75,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"I got money ma~n"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.70,0:20:52.38,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't it go inside yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.11,0:20:53.34,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all. It wouldn't accept it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.53,0:20:53.43,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.43,0:20:56.63,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,I suppose because of my 'hungry spirit'.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.63,0:21:00.21,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,What freakin' hungry spirit!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.01,0:21:14.55,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,This question is for the creator of the famous fashion brand, "Matsumoto London".
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.62,0:21:18.62,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,I still do not understand why old women like leopard skin patterns.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.62,0:21:20.75,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Please tell me, Matsumoto-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.77,0:21:23.66,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,But...you don't see many in Tokyo, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.66,0:21:26.86,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot in Osaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.29,0:21:27.48,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, lots in Osaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.69,0:21:33.15,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't just agree....say why.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.80,0:21:33.75,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.31,0:21:36.33,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's because they constantly want to be a predator.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.75,0:21:36.48,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.48,0:21:39.17,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,An old lady, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.69,0:21:43.09,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, as I said before...like a 'hungry spirit'.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.09,0:21:46.19,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,But old ladies have run out of things to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.47,0:21:47.82,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They see old men as deers.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.88,0:21:50.17,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They want to bite into old men with...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.19,0:21:53.94,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,the same feeling....as their in first year.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.55,0:21:55.28,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.28,0:21:59.51,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,With the feeling of being a first year student for ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.88,0:21:59.51,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,You're stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.30,0:22:05.62,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Old ladies are really "freshness" in that sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.66,0:22:08.56,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean "freshness"?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.25,0:22:13.45,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They have a huge hunger for living.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.34,0:22:13.45,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.45,0:22:15.23,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,It's no joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.23,0:22:18.55,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They want to constantly be like cats.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.55,0:22:20.88,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Towards old men.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.88,0:22:23.85,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They want to always be first year students.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.59,0:22:29.51,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They think of everyday as being a debut.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.26,0:22:31.72,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,That was unnecessary...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.75,0:22:34.27,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Just leave it at first years student.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.27,0:22:38.47,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,And such feelings make a leopard skin pattern appear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.58,0:22:40.40,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Makes it appear!?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.40,0:22:44.23,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no! But they're wearing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.16,0:22:44.39,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.39,0:22:46.30,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Originally it was white.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.30,0:22:49.46,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,That stuff is seeping out of the old ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.46,0:22:53.62,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Does that feeling only arise when you're old? What about youngsters?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.62,0:22:55.11,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.11,0:22:59.02,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, becoming a cat. Doesn't that happen to youngsters?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.79,0:23:00.12,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.02,0:23:02.09,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, right. That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.11,0:23:01.02,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.02,0:23:03.39,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Why old ladies?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.15,0:23:06.81,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Young women are in the position to be chased by men.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.74,0:23:06.83,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.95,0:23:06.81,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.81,0:23:10.29,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They're the "Oh streets at night are scary" versions.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.82,0:23:12.21,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Version?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.21,0:23:14.00,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on dude...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.65,0:23:17.03,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,You're horrible today.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.52,0:23:18.11,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.02,0:23:19.15,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't just say whatever comes to mind! 
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.16,0:23:20.76,Hamada,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't make sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.18,0:23:20.50,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.80,0:23:24.32,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,So, these girls think they're the prey.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.35,0:23:26.78,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,They think of themselves as rabbits.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.66,0:23:31.25,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,Then they turn 30 but still think they're a rabbit
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.26,0:23:31.24,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.24,0:23:33.67,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,and go "Men are so scary~!" 
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.67,0:23:35.21,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,and run away but when they turn around
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.21,0:23:37.95,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,not a single one is chasing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.99,0:23:39.69,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"Huh!?"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.69,0:23:43.75,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,When that happens patterns start appearing...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.94,0:23:48.33,Matsumoto,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm not in the position to be running away!"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.52,0:23:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.85,0:23:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,